I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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