Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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