i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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