My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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