I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This is my gift to your gina
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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