Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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