She announced her abortion via fbk
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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