HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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