cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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