That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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