Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
