ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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