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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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