your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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