i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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