At least make sure they are 18
Why
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
This is the prime rib incident all over again
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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