He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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