Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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