She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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