Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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