Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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