I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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