wat bout pragnant strippers??
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Best friends brother. Beat that.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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