Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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