i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
