Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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