Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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