Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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