so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Is Oprah even human
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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