addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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