i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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