She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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