It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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