i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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