I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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