scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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