The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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