i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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