white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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