Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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