I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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