Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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