Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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