I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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