Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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