If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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