Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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