The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
