thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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