I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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