Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We have started to decorate penises.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dear god my vagina.
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