My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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