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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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