Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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