Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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