your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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