Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
