Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
