This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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